This one is for Bueno.
Because when I first heard this song, I thought they were saying "Calling... Captain... AWESOME!"
And that is what she is.
Who will be there for me on a day-to-day basis to correct my grammar and make sure I don't end a sentence with a preposition? Who will laugh at my stupid jokes and enjoy my bad dancing? What am I going to do when someone says something inappropriate and I snort?
Good luck on the new job Bueno!