- You put “NO” because you’re not a felon. They don’t need to know the rest of that stuff, Grandma.
- I’d let Clinton knock me up. That’d be okay.
- You know if I go to the trouble to get up a tree, I’m going to do more than kiss there.
- Do it like I do my husband and take a bite of your beans.
- This was back in high school when everyone thought I was a lesbian.
- Yeah, but more like a Sales Associate Sandwich.
- I want a ghost to pinch me on the butt!
- Trish would be that butt pinching ghost.
- Onions remind me of armpit. And I won’t eat armpit.
- It hit horny… I mean FORNEY!
- What time is your three o’clock?
- Dude! Come have some beef with Stephanie. MOOOOO.
- Maybe it all goes back to Pangea when we were all the same continent.
- Oh my god Ivanny. CAN YOU EVEN DRIVE??!
- Well, get em filled and bring em in, I’ll buy em from you.
- I’m a dark white. You’re a light black.
- You’ve got poor blood circulation in your extremities. Not all of them. I love the big fat ones.
- And guys in closets… but not that kind of closet.
- It wasn’t a homoerotic barechested model, right?
- It has only taken me nearly 4 years to throw out ‘boobs’ in a meeting.
- I can only handle it in my mouth for so long.
- I need Clayton to suck my belly.
- We need pilots in hot pants.
- Hey, I’m all for moving bits, in the appropriate setting.
- Then we can say we’ve got Jake Ryan’s stool!
- I’d be a lollipop girl for $30.
- I’m being a feminist here! I don’t believe that we should segregate the sexes! Well, except for the bathrooms.
- Let me just make sure you get one thing straight missy, I’m a giver!
- Enrique got the clap from Tom?
- It’s unanimous. Get us the blue balls.
Trish is pretty much leading the charge on inappropriate things to say in office at this point. But Jamie is making up for lost time.
