Watching Catfish the TV show...
Hubs: You know what we should do?
Me: I don't know but I'm already concerned.
Hubs, ignoring me completely: We should make up a profile and have these guys come to interview us and when they do, I can jump out of the closet with a chainsaw.
Me: A chainsaw?
Hubs: Ya! Just imagine the looks on their faces when they get punked into thinking they walked into a serial killer's home!
Me: And why would this be a good idea?
Hubs: It'd be funny!
Me: A chainsaw would be funny?
Hubs: Well, I would take the chain off it, but ya!
Me: Im seriously concerned about your sanity...