Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Overheard in the Office - Q3 2012

  • Water is GOOD for you!
  • Is her a lot older than you? 
  • I don't know how to land a plane. You don't know how to brand something. Go land a &$%&(@)# plane!
  • It's called SMART but there's nothing smart about their org chart. 
  • We CAN stand peeing, but we don't want to. But it's a great quad work out. 
  • These people aren't camping here. 
  • It's all about the human touch.
  • That's why the she-urinal didn't catch on. 
  • I have a date with an 85 year old. so it should wrap up early.
  • Well, I don't crave dirt so....
  • I couldn't get enough suger in my pie-hole.
  • Oh, Bernie does! See? There's another black guy who golfs.
  • Omigod, funeral homes are way too trusting.

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