Tuesday, December 18, 2012

What I Learned in the Month of... whatever.

South Indians have really long consonant heavy names.
Pankaj is pronounced Punk-edge.
Lengha = sari for a chubby girl.
There’s a Michael’s near me.
Adame learned about squishy poops.
In the future, everyone will have 15 minutes of privacy.
Garfield County Regional (RIL, called Rifle) is the backup FBO for Aspen.
People kill pheasants, not doggies.
Who are you and what have you done with Theresa?
Trish buys Mike his nuts.
Parul Patel’s family is in Jersey.
Vegetables are massive in Alaska.
“Doing it” for 30 minutes burns 100 calories.
The human Ken doll has had over 90 surgeries.

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