Hubs: did he just say the Vulcans?
Me: no babes, the Balkans.
Hubs: okay, phew. Cause would have been weird. A war on the Vulcans.
Me: Spock would be ticked.
Hubs: Well, it's May the Fourth.
Me: Wrong Scifi history. That's Star Wars. May the Forth be with you.
Hubs: And also with you.