Me: (calling from work) Hi love of my life, what are you up to?
Hubs: I cleaned out the foyer closet!
Me: Oh yeah? That's awesome honey! That closet has been driving me crazy. It's so messy and cluttered. Thank you for doing that. What did you do with the extra stuff?
Hubs: Oh, um... I moved it.
Me: Moved it?
Hubs: Yeah, it's been reappropriated.
Me: Nice use of a $2 word.
Hubs: Thank you. See you soon.
(I get home, check out the foyer closet and then completely forget about the closet remainders. 2 hours later I go to the HALL closet to look for toilet paper.)
Me: OMIGOD THERE ARE DEAD BODIES IN OUR CLOSET! (running away) AHHHHHH!
Now I know where our Halloween stuff is.