All I wanna do is see my dance show

WTF KDFW.
It's 8 pm. Time for So You Think You Can Dance and you are airing the news.
Come on!
I am currently on hold with a gentlemen who is soft spoken and looking into it.
He told me I need to call Verizon.
He sees it on Time Warner... So call Verizon.
Argh.
Calling them now.
Press one. Press one. Press two.
Hold.
Saying TV
Stupid VoiceOver is telling me to walk thru steps.
0
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All associates are busy and your call will be answered when received...
Dumb Muzak.
4 minute hold.
I'm contemplating hanging up.
WTF VERIZON! I've been your customer since 1996.
Back in the days you were a small outfit in San Diego.
Okay, that's it.
I'm going to watch a recording of Tosh.0