Texas Sheriff pulls over a truck with a busted tail light, going a little slow on a country road. He approaches the vehicle and an octogenarian woman has her hands on the ten and two.
"Ma'am, license and registration, please."
She hands over her drivers license and her concealed handgun permit.
"Ma'am, do you have weapons on your person or within your vehicle?"
"Yes Officer, I do. One in my glove box. One in my purse. One in the driver door compartment and one under the seat."
The Sheriff is surprised and asks the woman "Ma'am, I have to ask. What are you afraid of?"
She replies... "Nothing."